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w0rdsmakeskarz:

harcules:

jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

Dogs are such idiots

Idiots. I want all of them.

(via iscoffeestained)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via asian)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:/dinosaur screams/

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via asian)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

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